Dumb And Dumber (All In One)

Nancy Pelosi, the driving force behind the House's version of the Generational Theft Act/Porkapalooza bill, had this to say about the urgency of the 'stimulus' package:

Yep, you heard that right - she said we're losing 500 million American jobs each month until this stimulus package is put into place!

Of course, there are actually only 300 million or so Americans currently alive today, but who's counting...?

The best comment I've seen on this verbal stumble is this:

"500 million lost jobs! Holy cow the recession must have spread to all 57 states."

You just can't make this stuff up!

But don't worry, she also said this before the Theft Act/Porkapalooza bill was passed:

She's like Dumb and Dumber, all rolled into one person. God help us if something ever happens to both Obama and Biden and dimbulb here becomes President...!

There's my two cents.