The Great Postage Stamp Debacle Of 2009

A friend of mine sent this to me, and it's good for a chuckle:

The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. People were spitting on the wrong side.

Watch out...if you're caught spitting on the wrong side, you may be reported to the White House by the snitch brigade! There's my two cents.