Fun And Frivolity: Haircuts And Powderpuff Cheerleading

A little humor from Patriot Post:

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, "I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a "thank you" card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a police officer came in for a haircut and, when he tried to pay his bill, the barber again replied, "I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The officer was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a "thank you" card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

A Congressman came in for a haircut and, when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, "I can not accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

Boy, is that not scary accurate, or what?

I couldn't resist posting this video of a stellar powderpuff cheerleading performance tour de force:

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Now that's being secure in your manhood! (Not sure what they're going to do with those stretched-out cheerleader outfits, though.)

Have a great weekend!