Thursday, August 16, 2007

Breaking The Speed Of Light - Can Dems Use This?

I thought this story would be a great follow up to a blog post from yesterday.

Apparently, a couple of German scientists have violated the laws of physics, sending particles between two locations faster than the speed of light. This new technology has some incredible implications for science (and life) as we know it. One of the most obvious is that someone can travel from point A to point B, arriving at point B before actually leaving point A. Pretty crazy, huh?

So how could this help today's Democrats?

Well, Tony Blankley's statement that the Democrats are "demonstrating their Olympic-class backpedaling skills" in regard to whether or not the U.S. can win the War in Iraq could be greatly aided by this new technology - they could theoretically travel back to when they made all those anti-war, defeatest comments, arrive before they said them, and change what they were going to say before even leaving. Pretty handy, huh?

Watch out for a new tax increase to fund this research.

There's my two cents.

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