Thursday, January 22, 2009

Chirac Attacked

Watch out!

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Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to the hospital after being mauled by his own 'clinically depressed' pet dog. The 76-year-old statesman was savaged by his white Maltese dog - which suffers from frenzied fits and is being treated with anti-depressants. The animal, named Sumo, had become increasingly violent over the past years and was prone to making 'vicious, unprovoked attacks', Chirac's wife Bernadette said (h/t RealClearWorld.com).

Here's Chirac's wife and the "depressed" dog in question:


This is why France never wins any wars.

There's my two cents.

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