Fun & Frivolity: Orangutans and Geeks

Two fun stories to close the week. First, Sibu the orangutan isn't playing...uh...nicey-nice with female orangutans like his Dutch keepers were hoping. Instead, he appears to have a thing for tattooed blonde human females.

For all those computer geeks out there, here's a website with a list of geek quotes. Some are mildly offensive, some are funny, some are hilarious. For the record, no, I haven't read the entire list.

Here are a few of my favorites:

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

People say that if you play Microsoft CDs backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards they install Windows.

Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

You know it's love when you memorize her IP address to skip DNS overhead.

A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?

Have a great weekend!